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[12/01/09] |
It's that time of year, darlings :D I want to do them this year, especially this year. Please don't deny me the opportunity to send you a card. ♥
International is not a problem and even if you think I HAVE your address, please list it again.
(Comments are, of course, screened)
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[12/01/09] |
- you're gonna hit that, aren't you?
- like a big rig without brakes.
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| why had I never heard of this show before?! |
[12/01/09] |
"Hey, nice glasses!"
"Oh, yeah- ah- maybe the reason I have to wear glasses is because I suffer from short-sightedness and I can't- I won't- I can't put contact lenses in because I'm frightened of touching my eyes!"
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| Wank wankity wank wank wank |
[11/29/09] |
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Wow.
It had been OVER A YEAR since I'd been even remotely involved in wanky shit. And, okay, so this doesn't involve me exactly but dammit, if you don't wanna play a character and you don't post that character for six fucking months? AND you play all your other ones almost DAILY? Yeah.
Don't piss and moan when said character's wife notices. And acts out to that effect.
Seriously.
It makes you, a generally well-playing person, look like a damn ass fool.
PS: EVERYONE knows you were looking for an excuse to drop that character. This just makes you a bitch to boot.
PPS: FOR THE RECORD? Your contact info isn't even on your character pages. So there.
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| ABOUT THE PLAYER |
[11/29/29] |
Twenty-two (almost twenty-three) years old.
EST time zone.
PB only, sometimes faux celeb.
Third person, threading preferred, will use AIM but not often.
On 8-5 Monday-Friday (because of work) and until 11 PM est. at the latest.
Will write out sex scenes, do use R rated language and humor.
Writes both male and female, female more often.
PLAYED BY's USED*:
female
Adrianne Palicki, Ari Graynor, Ali Larter, Amber Heard**, Ashley Greene, Brittany Snow, Danneel Harris, Elizabeth Banks, Emily Browning, Emma Stone, Emmy Rossum, Erica Durance, Evangeline Lilly, Isla Fisher, Jessica Lowndes, Kaley Cucoco, Kate Voegele, Kelli Garner, Kristen Bell, Michelle Monaghan, Olivia Wilde**, Rachel Nichols, Rachelle Lefevre, Taylor Cole, Zooey Deschanel.
male
Chris Pine, Cory Monteith, Garrett Hedlund, Gerard Butler, Jared Padalecki*, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Jensen Ackles*, Mark Salling, Ryan Reynolds, Zachary Levi.
* BUT NOT LIMITED TO
** Favorites
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following ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) miraz's lead! |
[11/29/09] |
I've got tons of card stock and glitter and am about to have some free time on my hands, so does anyone want a Crimma card? Leave me your address if you do (don't make me dig through previous entries, lol) and hopefully I can get 'em sent out in a timely fashion this year!
Oh, and comments are screened! :]
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[11/29/09] |
Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.
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| ahaha. omg i love this show, and i just started it. |
[11/29/09] |
Sorry I'm late.
Where the hell have you been?
What's going on?
This is Nick George, our family lawyer. You better do what he says or else you're gonna wake up tomorrow and find your tires slashed. Or something. It won't be good. I promise.
Where the hell are you going?
I have to go do a baptism.
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| even after seeing this many times, still makes me cry. |
[11/29/09] |
I think I have a stomachache.
It's all that fluff and stuff, you big freak.
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| WHUTWHUT?! |
[11/28/09] |
Yes, bitches. Go me.
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| they are so my family. |
[11/28/09] |
Brad popped Amy's cherry.
MOM!!
Oh I'm sorry dear, is that not accurate?
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[11/28/09] |
What's up?
Iraq, Iran, I-married.
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| Who isn't he/she with? |
[11/27/09] |
Orlando, you big whore.
Jen... well, yeah.
[laughs]
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[11/27/09] |
- So tell us Mark, now at the very end - what was your secret? How did you get all them girls?
- Simple. Don't say anything at all.
- Nothing?
- Nothing. Then, when the tension becomes too much to bear, you finally, finally, you just say: "How about it, then?"
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| I fucking love these brothers so much. |
[11/27/09] |
Hey. Little brother. Who loves you?
You do.
Fuckin' A.
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| this show was made of so much win. |
[11/26/09] |
So how long you been married?
HUH?
WHO?
...THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE THE ROLLS!
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| It's an oldie but a goodie! |
[11/25/09] |
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[11/25/09] |
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You want to know the truth about high school? You've got to break it down into its elements. Unfortunately, at St. Donovan's, the periodic table is more crooked than a case of scoliosis. Just give me the chance and I'll set it all straight. Case in point, Spanish homework. "Dame un batido de esperma" does not mean, "Take me to the airport." It means, "Give me a sperm milkshake." And 22 kids gave that as an answer in Spanish III last week. I'm not sure about the milkshake, but somebody is sure feeding us something sticky. Every clique on campus is copying the same damn homework. Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks, jocks, debaters, player-haters, you name it. Oh, it's big, all right. And I'm on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. The name's Bobby Funke. I write for the paper.
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[11/25/09] |
Wanna know a secret?
At the stadium, some of those people, they were still alive Danny. They were gonna dump’em in the grave and some of them would move…so I’d look at the supervisor and he’d pretend not to see, so we’d pretend not to see, what we did…we did, and we buried them anyway. There were so many bodies Danny.
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| OMMMGGGGGG!! |
[11/19/09] |
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"I'm the spy that you're looking for and I am in charge of this mission now."
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